Wednesday, May 11, 2011

www.cateslist.com

For Sale! Free to good home! 2 Fabulous and talented, well-trained, sound, sane horses.Available for immediate pick up, or will deliver within 1000mile radius in exchange for return of my last nerve.

Disclaimer- must have 6' high horse-proof fencing that can withstand 1500b of force applied at velocity of 350 meters/min. Must also have patience of a saint and bank account of a sinner. Recommend not attempting ownership without these, or if have access to firearms.

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